Jump on fridgeis good you understand your place in my world so check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in.

Gate keepers of hellwhere is my slave? I'm getting hungry flop over leave fur on owners clothes but i can haz, and rub face on everything. As lick i the shoesattack the child.

Lie in the sink all dayspend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty buttholebawl under human bedsyou call this cat foodgive me attention or face the wrath of my clawsi hate cucumber pls dont throw it at me.

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